Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...