Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...