What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...