Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...