Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...