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It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
In Common
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How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
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yo mamas so stupid…gumball
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Where do frogs keep their money?
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Holiday Party Festivity Levels
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Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
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It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...