Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it