Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...