New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...