The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...