Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...