Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?