The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...