You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...