Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...