Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...