Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...