50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!