Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...