Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...