Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
I’ll tell them slowly
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The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...