A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...