Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Graphics work too much
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Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Computers are female
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yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.