Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...