I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...