You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
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The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
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A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Alice is in UNIX land
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Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
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