Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...