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Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
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Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Who is on First?
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A neutron at a bar
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Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.