Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...