A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...