Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.