7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...