Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...