Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...