Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...