Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...