Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...