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Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
tough mosquito
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How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Computer Acronyms
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Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...