Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...