Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...