Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...