Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...