A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...