These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...