Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.