Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...