Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...