Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...