Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
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Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...