The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...